Apple Helps You to Have Affairs at the Office [Retromodo]

Apple ads are usually quite good. Sometimes, however, they are so bad that I would like to bitchslap the copywriter. When the headline is “Start a personal relationship at the office,” you know it’s going down hill from there.

Actually, it doesn’t only go just downhill. It crashes into a dark, smelly pothole: “And learn more about the office relationship that can free you up for other affairs.”

And there you were, thinking that  …